Rosenkreuzstilette ~Lustatem~ was an April Fool's joke announced by WOMI in the year 2013. While it was a joke, the materials from it have been uploaded to the wiki for posterity as the website has since been taken down.
The story of ~Lustatem~ is told from Luste Teuber's perspective, as it seems it would have played out in her words.
"My name is Luste Teuber! I take on the secret identity of Protogirl Bluste, the Metal Hero of Justice. I thought I'd taken back our home when I beat the forces of evil, but it seems the bad guys came back again. This is Iris' doing anyway! So it's up to me to punish her. But I might lose on my own... so I'm gonna give everybody the same costume I have! Let's all work together to defeat evil!"
Luste's Profile[]
Age: 10
Height: 143cm
B: 95cm (self-proclaimed)
W: 859cm (self-proclaimed)
H: 90cm (self-proclaimed)
"She was selected for RKS at the age of 10. She claims to be a super-genius but is in truth simple-minded. She is bright and energetic and treats everything like a game, not contributing much to RKS's missions. While everyone around her doesn't realize it, she is Protogirl Bluste, the Metal Hero of Justice! She has no tolerance for the evil that disturbs the peace! Her super-special attack is called Blustatem, the Breath of Justice!"
Gameplay[]
The gameplay of ~Lustatem~ seems it would have used Mega Man mechanics as a base but have an open world similar to the Metroid series and later Castlevania games. There would also be costume aspects of the game that could be received from bosses or gifted to NPCs or other bosses, which when worn by Luste would grant her their respective abilities and powers. It would also have incorporated upgrade mechanics, most notably the "Sexy Hero" model that would cause Luste's body to grow into an older version of herself, matching her age with the adult females, upgrading her core abilities and strengthening her health to 82 hit points.
Artwork and assets[]
Schwer Luste going through a new stage with Devils and a Dryad variant.
Hero of Justice Luste fighting Zorne and Mermaid Trauare.
A mission ranking similar to the Mega Man Zero series.
Busty Luste confronting Doris. "H-how'd you get so tall!? Damn it! That's not fair! Tell me what you did!"
The Metroidvaniaish map.
Luste converting Kahl to the cause. "So, who's the true hero...? Let's settle it here!"
Luste receiving a costume from Trauare. "Cool! I really can't believe it!"
Luste gifting a costume to Zorne. The website jokes about romance routes. "D-do you get it now!? I'm not an idiot like you! I-I have no choice but to wear it!"
Luste obtaining the "Sexy Hero" Hero Model. Changing her into a grown-up, busty version of herself.
The hero of justice using Leviathan to fight a dragon resembling Talos.
The game's story. Since it is unlikely the page will last, this image was uploaded as well.
The games product information, saved for the same reason.
Characters[]
The characters Luste would meet throughout the gameplay would have a resistance stat that would've ranged from one two five stars. The higher their resistance, the more difficult they would be to recruit to Luste's cause.
Luste
Luste's clothes. Yes, this was listed in the character page.
Spiritia Rosenberg: "Am I going to play around in that outfit again...? I guess it can't be helped. It'll be the last time, right...?"
Freudia Neuwahl: "...I refuse. But if Tia is going to wear it... No, it's nothing."
Zorne Zeppelin: "You've gotta be kidding me! What revealing clothing! Are you crazy!?"
Trauare Wrede: "Sure, I can wear it. If only Zorne would show me what she's wearing."
Grolla Seyfarth: "It seems simple to move around, but its defense appears to be low. Are there other benefits?"
Sichte Meister: "Hmmm. Is there a much larger size? Well... it appears that it will not fit."
Liebea Palesch: "As long as it makes my brother happy... It's embarrassing, but maybe I'll do my best."
Link Refraktia: (I don't know what this is for, but it must be a trap by RKS... I have to make sure I don't get fooled.)
Lilli: "Can I have that clothing? Thanks! Fairy clothes are hard to find, so I'm happy." ♪
Strudel: "Those are cute clothes! Ru would like to wear them all together!"
Kahl Palesch: "Of course, I also train my lower body's muscles. Take a look at them for yourself!"
Michael Zeppelin: "Kahl is still a child. I shall show you true physical beauty, instead of the macho one."
Merchandise[]
In addition to the fake screens and character profiles there was also a section for fake Rosenkreuzstilette Merchandise being made to promote ~Lustatem~ .
A Mr. Zeppy body pillow.
An RKSF 2 disc OST. Contents: Disc 1 GAME OVER, Disc 2 Iris Map. That's it.
A Mr. Zeppy coffee mug.
Luste's Twitter icon.
Freudia's Twitter icon.
Zorne's Twitter icon.
Pamela's Twitter icon.
Recht's Twitter icon.
Link's Twitter icon.
Strudel's Twitter icon, uploaded after the April Fools joke.
Doris' Twitter icon, uploaded after the April Fools joke.